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Should I Text Her Again?

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Question: I like a girl, but there's another guy who likes her. I don't think she likes him back. I told her how I feel over a year ago and she told me she just wanted to be friends. But maybe she's changed her mind. We're now 16. She teases me all the time and smiles as she does it. Sometimes she pretends to be mean to me, sometimes she just acts silly around me. We help each other a lot, doing homework, etc.

Her friends all have boyfriends and they hang out together watching movies, and things. I'm afraid she'll start to like the other guy for a boyfriend so I want to ask her to be my girlfriend. What can I do to impress her or prove I love her? I texted her today and she didn't answer. Should I text her tomorrow?

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Mr Know: Dear Lover Boy, you have got to stop texting, period! Yes, I realize you're young and like to text-message, but it is a death wish when it comes to relationships and love. You're giving me a big headache with your psychoanalysis. Just

She's with My Best Friend and I Want Her Back!

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Question: My best friend and I both liked the same girl. I dated her first. We went out a few weeks then broke up. A few days later she was with my best friend! I figured she had obviously been cheating on me with him. My other friends say she didn't cheat on me. She's still dating my friend on and off and when I see her she still flirts with me. I think there might still be a chance for us to get back together. We've hung out a few times lately. I think she knows I like her. What should I do?

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Ms. Mystery: Obviously this girl doesn't know what she wants. She just wants to flirt and have fun.  She wants all guys to want her. She loves attention and is selfish. Forget her. You want a girl who wants you, no doubts, no confusion. Skip her! Tell your friend to skip her too.

Mr. Know: This girl's playing with your mind. Tell her "good luck and goodbye," in your mind. There are plenty of other fish in the sea. Good luck.

What is Love?

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Question: Can anyone tell me what it is like to be in love? I have never been in a relationship so I don't know. What is so special about falling in love?

Ms. Mystery: If you fall in love you will know. You suddenly meet someone and that is all you can think of all day, every second. You can't wait to see them or hear their voice. If they email you, you read the email over and over. It is the most exciting thrill you can have. You can't help who you fall for or decide when. I doesn't help to look for it either. If you go about your day doing the things you like to do... obviously you must be around other people... then you can suddenly turn a corner, and find yourself staring into someone else's eyes and

Long Distance Relationship: She Forgets about Me

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Question: My girlfriend lives in another city so we meet on MySpace most of the time. She doesn't know this, but I can tell if she reads the messages I send her or not.

I send her about three messages a day, but I see that she only reads one or two of them. Sometimes she doesn't log on for a few days. That's fine, but I don't understand why she doesn't read all of my messages. Sometimes she calls and tells me to meet her online at a certain time and then she doesn't get on. She tells me the next day that "something came up" or that she forgot. I understand this once in a while, but it's happening more and more. When I call her, she doesn't seem happy to hear from me and I know she's been talking to other guys.

Is she getting tired of me? Am I sending her too many messages? Does she think I have no life other than her and that she can just call when she wants? Please help.

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Mr. Know: I'm sorry, but I have some bad news for you. Your relationship is over, whether you like it or not. It's not really you, she just found someone else that she likes better. This happens to EVERYBODY, Even Mr. Know. There are plenty of

She Wants to Get Really Kinky. Should I?

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Question: My wife told me she wants to try something different in our sex life. She acted like she was joking and suggested she use a "strap-on". We have tried anal sex before, but she thought it would be exciting if she was the giver for once. I'm not really comfortable with this idea, but do want to have a more exciting sex life.

Can you give me some ideas of things to do that don't involve degrading myself as a man, but still give her the pleasure of being the dominant one? I would go along with her idea, but I'm worried that if anyone found out they'd think I was a freak. What should I do?

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Ms. Mystery: Either you are turned on by your wife's idea or your aren't. Maybe you're unsure, but would be excited about the idea only after you're already very "turned on." If you aren't sure this is what you want then do something else. Perhaps you'd both like it if she ties you up? This give her the control

What Do I Do about a Cheating Boyfriend?

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Question: My boyfriend of four years is cheating on me with a girl who's 12 years younger and married! He is 33. He suddenly started hanging out with this girl and is totally nuts about her. I told him I know there's something going on but he denies it. I want to catch them in the act so he has to stop lying to me. What should I do? Catch them or go ahead and dump him? Should I call her husband? I want to humiliate them so they never do this again to anybody.

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Mr. Know:  I learned the hard way that revenge will not solve your pain. If I were you, I would dump that guy so fast he

My Girl's in Iraq. Should I Wait for Her?

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Question: My girlfriend is in the Marines and is going to be gone for three months. I will not be able to talk to her on the phone. We can only contact each other by mail. She leaves today for Iraq. I love her a lot, but I don't want to be sad or depressed that she's gone. We've dated for two months and I'm in love. She's leaving so we can start a life together and so she can take care of me. I support her too. Do you think I should wait for her?

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Mr. Know: Dude! You are weird. You're deeply in love with her. She left today and you are asking us if you should wait for for only 3 months? There's something seriously wrong with you or your relationship with her. Let me get this straight, she's going to Iraq to fight a war that 66% of Americans disapprove of, she's risking her life for America, so that she can take care of you? I wish she could see your question here. Bottom line: She's a hero and you're a loser.

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Ms. Mystery: I agree with Mr. Know. She hasn't even left and you are already wondering??  You are only worried about being lonely and depressed, while she's off risking her life?! You don't love her at all. You're too afraid to be lonely.

But, on the other hand, perhaps you are afraid she won't come back. Realize that the odds are very much in her favor. Don't be so worried about her that you reject her. She needs your

He Isn't Friendly with My Family

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Question: I am so upset with my husband that I have not spoken to him in three days. We went to visit my parents in another city last week. We only see them 3 times a years, but we see his parents, who live near us, nearly every weekend. I decided to stay at my parents a couple of extra days, but he demanded I come back to be at his parent's house that afternoon. I didn't want to, so I stayed at my parents, and he left.

I don't understand why he can't spend a little more time with my family. He's never friendly with them. He just goes into another room and stays busy on the computer. I'm very friendly with his family. What is his problem? Why can't be friendly with my family when he barely even sees them? My family has never done anything but be nice to him. I don't feel like talking to him, but what can I do?       

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Ms. Mystery: First, tell your husband exactly how you feel. Just as you wrote here in your question. He should understand and put in more of an effort since he cares for you. He may 

How Can I Tell if She Likes Me?

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Question: I am in high school, and I met a girl the other day when I opened the door for her when we were both running late for class. I don't ever know her. The next day I saw her and she said 'Hi' and gave me an unusual smile. I saw her later inside a classroom and she said 'Hi,' even though I was in the middle of talking to the teacher! I saw her again in the hallway and nodded to her, and she smiled and waved. She always smiles when she sees me, but we've never even talked. Does she like me?

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Mr. Mystery:  It's hard to tell if she is just a friendly girl or if she REALLY likes you. Does she smile like that at everyone? If not, then she likes you very much. Just strike up a conversation with her about anything to get the ball rolling. Don't try too hard. You can ask her if it's going to rain today, if

How Can I Make Her Laugh?

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Question: How can I make my wife laugh? After 20 years of marriage, we are very happy, but I want to make her laugh like I did when we first met. Can you give me some tricks and advice?

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Mr. Know: Humor is the hardest thing to do. Everyone thinks you're born being funny, but it's a state of mind. I can tell you personally because I've written seven comedy films and never thought I could do it. You can be funny if you WANT to. You have to acquire a state of mind.

Start watching funny people. Study David Letterman, Jay Leno, Craig Ferguson, and Jon Stewart. Watch "Liar Liar", "Ace Venture", "Old School" and "Saturday Night Live." On